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Not always what you expected.Archive for September 13, 2009
Cleaning up is a bitch..
..Except when you’re trying to avoid completing your essay!
Devil Woman
So, things that need cleaning are my bed, my table and my floor. I call it stupid-escapism because it’s not really taking me away to Hawaii.
Thankfully my room is not as messy as this;
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How-to fuck around.
I think I’m more qualified to talk on this topic.
- Visit www.angryalien.com
- Jump on your bank account and aimlessly transfer funds
- Check your phone bill and make sure everything is a-ok
- Sign on in MSN as busy, but talk to people anyway
- Sign on at Gmail chat if things get quiet with MSN
- Check all 5 of your email accounts
- Help your friend choose a birthday location
- Go hug your dog who stinks and eventually rejects YOU cause you’re overdoing it
- Read Reuters
- Write a diary entry
- Discuss your future with parents
- Discuss your sister’s future with parents and sister
- Think about making a dress
- Dance in front of the mirror to Dr. Alban’s “It’s my life”
- Write a blog entry about wasting time.
Fail.
PS: This is the first picture that comes up when I image search “fuck around”
