Lcuk

Not always what you expected.

How-to fuck around.

I think I’m more qualified to talk on this topic.
  • Visit www.angryalien.com
  • Jump on your bank account and aimlessly transfer funds
  • Check your phone bill and make sure everything is a-ok
  • Sign on in MSN as busy, but talk to people anyway
  • Sign on at Gmail chat if things get quiet with MSN
  • Check all 5 of your email accounts
  • Help your friend choose a birthday location
  • Go hug your dog who stinks and eventually rejects YOU cause you’re overdoing it
  • Read Reuters
  • Write a diary entry
  • Discuss your future with parents
  • Discuss your sister’s future with parents and sister
  • Think about making a dress
  • Dance in front of the mirror to Dr. Alban’s “It’s my life”
  • Write a blog entry about wasting time.

Fail.

PS: This is the first picture that comes up when I image search “fuck around”

Damn good job meta tagging this, Id say. All the porn-related pictures ranked after this one.
Damn good job meta tagging this, I’d say. All the porn-related pictures ranked after this one.

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